To the guy/s reading this. Thank you for taking the time to digest this advert. You are a rare breed and the fact that you are reading this gives me hope that somewhere out there is someone who still appreciates the value of the written word. Don't worry, I'll keep the BS to the minimum. Now the hard part. I am based in Malapascua. Whenever I get tired of the sun, the sea and the sand I drive to the city. Malapascua maybe paradise but the convenience, chaos and wicked charm of the city are hard to resist. This is getting harder. I like a lot of things but on the top of my lists are photography and gastronomy. I am a photographer and a pseudo-chef. Needless to say I like taking photos and hate having my picture taken. And like most agents of gastronomy, I'm at home in the kitchen and relish each moment eating somebody else's cooking. Know a great place to have dinner? Ask nicely and I may come (no pun intended). You'll own me if you could pair food with wine. Although a good old fashioned quarter pounder or a KFC hot and crispy could also be a good start. After all it is the company that completes dinner. Also in my list are: Cinema: Talk to me if you know L'immortal, City of Gods and "Karnal". Oh and "Ang Tanging Ina". Visual and Theater Art: I could get lost in a painting, have photographer's eye envy and sing along to "Schadenfreude!". Good Reads: Nosebleed. LOL! If you got this far I give you props for not falling asleep. Yo